After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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