Your dad touched me again.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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