she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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