I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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