my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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