Dual....:-)
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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