We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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