You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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