i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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