he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
