Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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