Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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