Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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