Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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