maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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