We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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