gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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