Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
4 words: hood of his car
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
