I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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