I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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