Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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