are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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