SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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