Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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