Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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