Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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