i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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