There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I faked an abortion last night.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Drake has all the answers
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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