what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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