remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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