So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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