man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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