would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
