ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Randomize
