I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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