its not stalking. its research.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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