I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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