My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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