Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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