this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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