Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
