I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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