yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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