Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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