i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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