Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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