So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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