I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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