I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I wear drunk well.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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