She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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